wedontknowjack:

Reader neo-kuma has turned me into a “Magic: The Gathering” Card. I used to play the game in high school. It was about the only thing I was ‘tapping’ at that time.

Something is missing - all MTG cards have a quote at the bottom!

My astranged family’s shield has “Touch not the cat without a glove” as its clan moto. Perhaps mine should be “Touch not the pup without a cup”.

Thanks neo-kuma!

UNTAP ALL LANDS YOU CONTROL

(Source: beardlyprowess)

noodlesandbeef:

kranxa:

What’s up? Just hanging with my bf Noodles & Beef. Deal with it.

oh geeze, I have such a canned expression in this photo!

noodlesandbeef:

kranxa:

What’s up? Just hanging with my bf Noodles & Beef. Deal with it.

oh geeze, I have such a canned expression in this photo!

synthpopjoe:

Some people should not be allowed to use photoshop :)

MINDFUCK

synthpopjoe:

Some people should not be allowed to use photoshop :)

MINDFUCK

MINDFUCK

MINDFUCK

MINDFUCK

MINDFUCK

SINCE WHEN IS STRUCTURING YOUR LIFE AROUND PENIS AND BUTCH PAGEANTRY A MINDFUCK???

SINCE WHEN IS STRUCTURING YOUR LIFE AROUND PENIS AND BUTCH PAGEANTRY A MINDFUCK???

THEY WISH

THEY WISH

(Source: phockmylife)

Love to Woof Ya Baby

(Source: bearsimdisappointedin)

quetzalcoitus:

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It’s not ‘THE POSE’ but it’ll do…it’ll do.

quetzalcoitus:

It’s not ‘THE POSE’ but it’ll do…it’ll do.

tumbears.jpg

tumbears.jpg

WHERE THE FUCK IS FEMME BEAR?

WHERE THE FUCK IS FEMME BEAR?

(Source: astropolice)